these really hot football players just came to the front door to sell raffle cards for the school and i answered the door in my pajamas and they literally could not speak for a full minute because they just had to stare at my pajamas and all i could say after that extremely long minute was “they glow in the dark, too.”
i had these when i was really little (like 5 or 6) and i was wearing them and i wanted to see them glow so my dad went into the bathroom with me. turned off the lights then picked me up by my armpits and then started wiggling me around and i got so scared of the reflection i cried for two hours and my mom made my dad sleep on the couch
where can i buy these
the heart’s on the wrong side
don’t force your beliefs on us











